Smell The Curtain

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The Man Behind The Curtain fragrance. 

The sweet warmth of musk, vanilla and driftwood. A floral centre then think jasmine, ylang ylang, seductive gardenia and innocent rose.

Think vape mist billowing from a Renault Kangoo.

Think scruffy doyle, outside Brighthouse, contemplating a weekly payment scheme for a corner sofa.

Think 40-year old singleton, drinking prosecco with friends, catching a glimpse of her own reflection in the mirror and exhaling. The sound of an ageing food critic’s jazz quartet wilts in the background.

Think a Welshman pronouncing Peugeot Pew-geot.

Think large feet restricted by overly taut bed linen.